LADIES: Guys don’t care if you talk to other guys. We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys. But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you charge him to say hello, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there. We don’t care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can’t wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you’re pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, cute, stunning, we mean it. Don’t tell us we’re wrong or we will stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. quote me. Don’t be a dick when we hold the door open for you. Take Advantage of the mood im in. and say thank you. Kiss us when no one’s watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.

You don’t have to get dressed up for us. If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don’t take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don’t get angry easily. Stop using magazines and media as your bible. For the love of god stop talking about The Kardsashians in front of us. It’s boring and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.

Also, whatever happened to the word “handsome” or “beautiful” i’d be completely stunned by a girl who greeted me with “hey handsome” Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry ass. he is a disgrace to the male population. find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who puts you on a pedestal. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to say “i love you” and actually mean it. moral of this is: Ladies please stop being dumbasses by either acting like a jackass or being a dumbass by dating or being involved with a douchebag.

Colby4Pres2012.